KING BEZOS $KING
♛ Hereditary Self-Crowned Monarch ♛

King Bezos— a tragedy in 1 stage —

"He bought every kingdom that mattered, declared himself king of the sky, then pressed the button. The kingdom watched it crash."

Crowns held
Rockets launched1
Rockets recovered0
King Bezos on the throne with a rocket failing FAILED
— By Royal Decree —

The Royal Address

One sealed envelope. Pass it to your most trusted servant. Try not to drop it on re-entry.

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— Four Royal Decrees —

His Majesty Announces

Four small proclamations from the highest tower of the tallest warehouse.

i.

The Crown

Slightly too big. Slightly off-centre. Heavy is the head that bought the head.

ii.

The Rocket

Cleared for launch. Cleared for explosion. Both within budget. Both on schedule.

iii.

The Confidence

Absolutely undiminished by the previous decree. Will try again Friday.

iv.

The Bag

The kingdom is technically still intact. The kingdom is just in fewer pieces above the ground.

— Cape Royal —

Press the Button

Every launch costs the treasury $25 million. Every launch ends the same way. The royal accountant has stopped answering the phone.

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Mission Failed
launches failed0
treasury wasted$0
— From the Royal Gallery —

Three Court Paintings

Three oils commissioned with profits from a single Prime Day. Hung beside the launch failures.

Portrait of the king
canvas i.

The Portrait

Crown on. Smile up. Self-respect somewhere off-canvas.

Crown on a crashed rocket
canvas ii.

The Relic

One crown, one scorched nose cone. Symbol of two industries.

A rocket exploding
canvas iii.

The Fireball

Painted from life. The crowd watched. The crown stayed on.

Long live the King.
Briefly live the rocket.

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